South Derbyshire MP Samantha Niblett has launched a campaign called “Yes Sex Please, We’re British!”, arguing that the country needs better lifelong sex education, less shame around sexual health, and a more honest account of the gap between commercial pornography and real intimacy.
Part of the campaign involves a proposed Parliament exhibition, including the possibility of sex toys if security allows them through the scanners. Niblett has framed this as a serious policy argument about consent, relationships, disability, menopause, and what young people are learning by default from online content. Badenoch found the easier angle, and the Commons laughed.
The Reflex is the Problem
Westminster’s reaction said more than the original stunt. Parliament is willing to debate online abuse, exploitation, and the regulation of pornography when these topics arrive under the language of danger and crime. The Online Safety Act has been in force since July 2025, and by the end of January 2026, 77 of the top 100 dedicated pornography services had age assurance in place, with another seven geoblocking UK users entirely. Parliament legislated all of that without significant embarrassment.
The embarrassment arrived the moment sex was discussed outside the language of harm. Niblett’s campaign suggests that sexual wellbeing belongs to public life, not only to criminal law and child protection. That remains an uncomfortable proposition in a country still caught between libertarian consumption and old embarrassment, and British politics rarely rewards anyone who hands opponents their own tabloid headline. Niblett may have overplayed the stunt. But the mockery has done more than wound one backbencher.
It has allowed Parliament to avoid saying something harder: that shame is a poor teacher, that commercial pornography has shaped far too much of the culture by default, and that sexual education cannot stop at puberty.
Pornography Already in the Room
The contradiction is not subtle. Britain accepts that online sexual content is a public policy problem. Ofcom has fined pornography providers £1 million and more for failing age checks. Parliament has debated digital exploitation and the role pornography plays in violence against women. The government has committed to halve violence against women and girls in a decade, and the Technology Secretary has written to platforms requiring action on gender-based online harms.
All of that involved saying the word pornography, repeatedly, in official settings.
So the discomfort this week was not really about sex in Parliament. It was about the suggestion that sexual wellbeing might be discussed as a positive category rather than a risk to be managed. Westminster says it wants adults who understand consent, dignity, and responsibility.
It should not act scandalised when somebody suggests that adults may need teaching too. Many politicians who claim to care about family breakdown, violence against women, and children’s online exposure still prefer sexual ignorance to awkward candour. The packaging of Niblett’s campaign may be clumsy. The argument underneath it is not.
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